Of course she had it delivered. It's not like she could leave the kids alone and go out and get it herself. I don't know why she's using coke though. If I were a teacher I would stick to vicodin or xanax. And her insurance will pay for those. It doesn't pay for coke

They just had a "show" ceremony in France. They didn't get legally married there. The media thinks that, but they got a private wedding license in California. For a marriage to be valid in California it has to be performed in California.They had a civil ceremony in California, in a judge's chambers before they went to…

People who get married in the states don't have to sign any register. It's not like it is in Europe. All they need are the person who performed the marriage ceremony and two witnesses to sign the marriage license

State troopers really did believe the gunshot entry wound was in the back

And now anyone who is black, white, hispanic, female or gay who have been arrested by this officer all have perfect evidence to appeal their cases or sue the police department. And anyone (except white men - ironically) who was arrested by this police officer and currently have charges/traffic tickets/legal case…

I actually saw a young girl (about 11) with one of these types of dolls. From 6 feet away I thought it must be a doll (because the girl was so young), then I got about 2 feet away from her and I thought it was a real baby. When I was right next to her I couldn't tell if it was a doll or a real baby, so I asked her.…

I guess she hasn't gotten the memo that the GOP think all women either ask to get raped, enjoy getting raped or are lying about being raped. And to be fair, Obama and the democrats aren't doing a damn thing either about rape in the military, but at least they aren't blaming the women or calling them liars

I would pay to see a video of him talking about this issue

Actually babies make them dumber

This cat loves Shark Week

Super expensive cheeses for the super rich. And chocolate

We're talking about Russia. Try to stay on topic dear

He could apologize for 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday and it would take months for him to apologize to everyone.

Myparentsaredumbasses.com is still available

It wasn't 1 million. It was 4.5 million. And they don't even plan to live there for at least 2 years

The rechargeable battery in his brain needs to be recharged. He's such a dipshit moron

It's a disorder with no cure

What was the malfunctioning equipment? Your foot?

I dated a guy in high school whose parents got divorced and his mom married his grandfather (his dad's dad).

I gave up on Grey's after the 3rd season, but in the past 6 months I have watched the other 7 seasons (and rewatched the first 3 seasons). It's a good show and I like it more now than I did when I first watched it