It feels fucking horrible. I might burst into tears again. Fuck. I just keep thinking how millions of white people hate me and people like me that fucking much.

Cannot wait for the NFL in Trump’s America. It will revert to its original form: two teams of 50 men bludgeoning an endangered whale with wooden clubs in a stadium filled with hundreds of thousands of screaming fans. The game ends when one team strikes the killing blow or the stock market crashes. Whichever comes…

Luckily enough the Trump immigration policy makes allowances for white lingerie models.

What an inarticulate idiot

Your months too late with this shit....

You do not see the problem, given the context of this country’s history, when a white woman threatens to castrate a black male?

I can’t wait to hear how many black friends she has in the coming days. Answer: many.

(last will and testament is read) (she is sold to a Russian oligarch to pay off his debts)

Gabriella Schilling’s Pussy. Trump’s Hand.

Knowing Curt, he was probably referring to the 15-year-old “Woman for Trump,” who’s being obscured by the gentleman in the foreground. He was probably so busy judging the attractiveness of the children that he didn’t even read the man’s shirt.

Despite being from Baltimore, Young Moose takes his musical cues from Baton Rouge only.

Lil B or bust.

After this crazy election cycle and the rise of hillbilly Amurka, GoT’s world of rampant incest doesn’t seem as far fetched as it used to.

I would...if anyone from Blue Bell or General Mills got sent to jail for a year, too. Yeah, yeah, they’re not HQ’d in California. Still...

And yet no one went to jail from General Mills...

Sorry, mine ended with the sax solo from careless whisper playing, the lights turning down low, and a fog machine starting up...

“He threw his towel at the official and the official showed him the showers.”

I’m not saying that isn’t a direct quote from Rudy Giuliani, but I’m not not saying it, either.

This is so realistic I can’t even tell if it’s satire or not.

But those cuck Dems would have expected a peacocking phony assassination attempt, and would have called Trump a beta.