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She’s in the video because the song is using a sample of “What about your friends”. You can hear it in that little bit.

Nah. That’s the face of a woman who’s on the clock.

Is it ok to say Black don’t crack? She’s exhibit A for that premise.

Matt Lauer fell for lies from Ryan Lochte. He’s not exactly the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

like when linda thought she was psychic on bob’s burgers.

I’ve written this comment on another article about him before but here goes:

someone has never read jezebel ghost stories.

Pack it up, already, America. Rich is doing this rather than getting baked with the writer we really liked (miss you pot psych) and if I have to stomach this fuckjng election one more day I might die with you guys rubbing it in my face that a toddler with highlights is making more money than me making up ghost stories.

“His book is similarly narratively askew”

Dave just had a juke joint on October 8 and 9 out in Yellow Springs, Ohio where he lives. It was held in a barn on a farm. Tickets were open to the public. He isn’t some recluse at all. Not everything has to happen in NYC or LA. I’m glad he’s hosting SNL, too. Should be a great show.

Jezzies, this is an example of what gaslighting looks like: when someone (e.g.: a troll) tries to draw you into an argument about something you never commented on (in this case, the removal of the video), implying that you did.

People that rich are supposed to have some class.

I know. Gee, I wonder what it is about Beyonce that’s so different and just really, really bothers the small-minded pansies in middle America. Hmm, what could it be? Any thoughts?

Stay in your lane? Jesus, you’re like kryptonite to anything cool and interesting. Is something innovative that fucking scary to you? Art must just totally confound you.

Waaaaahhhhhhhh! Thank you for helping me write some lyrics to my new Country/Hip Hop hybrid song I’m writing. I’m calling it “White Tears and a Pickup Truck”.

The CMAs have invited a non-country artist every year for the past several to perform. Last year was Justin Timberlake, most assuredly not a country artist. No one had a problem with that, curiously.

Brown shoes with a blue suit is 100% fine.