Serves people right for buying Chobani. Fage 4 life.

Unrelated to the article content (which is valid and important), but I teared up even reading the words 'Clydesdale Super Bowl ad' and am doing so again typing this. That. ad.

Gotta get a gay, Mickey.

I feel your pain. I had childhood crushes, in order, on Michael Jackson, Doogie Howser, and Lance Bass. Such a tragic list.

I hope Chelsea can write a book about her ordeal and get a book deal while she's in prison.

Your lede was one of the best sentences I've ever read.

Indeed. It's more of the tight club dress and push-up bra variety "fashion" mag.

Cosmo is downright cheap compared to the others.

Did Julia learn nothing from her role in America's Sweethearts?

Not interested. He's been in too many Hills dumpsters + Avril Lavigne.

I'm a Steelers fan, and this has me laughing so hard. Well played.

Mmmmm... young James Spader.

Oh but posing naked with a corpse touching her t & beav is a-ok. Whatever Courtney.

As the wife of a sex addict, I have to admit to you all sadly that it is a very real thing.

"Real BCS-type shit." Best line in the article.

OMG I had that Gem doll and that Barbie pool set!

This was our guinea pig Murphy in his vampire costume at Halloween.

The NOW THIS NEWS logo in the bottom corner of the infographic looks like the NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC logo.

K Stew should try collecting something she could actually use, like hair brushes.

If someone doesn't adopt these two together I will lose all faith in humanity.