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msophelia
msophelia5

If you stay up for the whole thing, you’re going to start hallucinating around the time you get to Civil War. That’s when you unlock the secret, improved version of these movies, where Iron Man is a singing hamburger, Thor is best friends with a tiny flying hippopotamus, and everything in Doctor Strange looks normal.

Yeah, the headsets have buttons, but that’s because everybody’s wearing a headset and you’d have 10 people all screaming random stuff over the speaker constantly.  The speaker’s controlled by a magnetic sensor; sometimes our timer would get stuck, so we’d have to swing the ice-bucket around out of the window to get it

I live in London. Don’t pay to go up the Shard (unless you want to have Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner there, it’s cheaper than the viewing deck. Same great view but you get food and drinks.) Go the 20 Fenchurch aka the Walkie Talkie. It’s free, you just have to book in advance. Instead of looking at The Walkie talkie, you

The Mall of America is... a mall. Yes, it’s a big mall, but it. is. a. mall. Do you enjoy going to the mall where you live? If not, you won’t enjoy going to the mall-ier mall we have here.

I’ll just leave this here

Know what’s not bittersweet? A mid-twenty-something who can’t do shit for themselves...

my list would look something like this.

I’ve been there more than once. I can relate.

If you get many comments on this, I’m willing to bet that age demographics will show a clear split between old geezers who love, or at the very least, respect cursive (and a legible, elegant one at that), and the younger generation who have not been handed the required lore and technique to appreciate it. I belong

Alternate alternate title: 4 signs you’re living within your means.

It’s not even a question in my mind.

When I turned thirty, this absolutely rung true for me, and I was very happy for it....

This flowchart is broken for anyone who owns their car outright.

The purpose of everything on front of the box is to persuade, not inform.; to sell, not teach.

Can I incorporate heavy breathing in order to up the discomfort level?

Everytime I hear stories like this it only furthers my belief that the rules for training young children how to behave properly are the same as training a dog.

No sriracha sauce? it makes everything better. Except chocolate, that experiment did not go well.

Maybe it's cool if you sing it in Italian. "Vaffancuuuuuuulo!"

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget