I’ve seen some pretty killer toddlers on the court, with crossovers that will shatter your ankles, so let this one slide.

We chose this show as our next “family watch” and while my wife and seven year old daughter love it, 3 episodes in I want to jam hot pokers in my eyes. Not only does it seem like the most consequence free show I’ve watched in eons, it makes things a thousand times worse by being a sort of soft ore disaster porn. It’s…

Will you be serious?

I told my seven year old the other night, “if anything ever happens to daddy, remember to tell the police that mommy did it.”

I don’t think it was Vince that referred to Doink as “Dork.” I’m pretty sure it was the color commentator Rob Barlett. He was brought on to be the new Heenan/outside voice for the casual fan. It didn’t work.