I’ve seen some pretty killer toddlers on the court, with crossovers that will shatter your ankles, so let this one slide.

This is a bad take.

We chose this show as our next “family watch” and while my wife and seven year old daughter love it, 3 episodes in I want to jam hot pokers in my eyes. Not only does it seem like the most consequence free show I’ve watched in eons, it makes things a thousand times worse by being a sort of soft ore disaster porn. It’s…

Will you be serious?

I told my seven year old the other night, “if anything ever happens to daddy, remember to tell the police that mommy did it.”

I don’t think it was Vince that referred to Doink as “Dork.” I’m pretty sure it was the color commentator Rob Barlett. He was brought on to be the new Heenan/outside voice for the casual fan. It didn’t work.