My family and I are loving her new line. We all have drastically different shades ranging from extremely pale to very dark. We were like kids in a candy store over Fenty. Even if Rihanna wasn’t spending time in a lab, I do think she’s the brains behind the line and really wanted to offer everyone the chance to find a…

YOU! So happy to see your username. I feel like there’s hope in this world. Between Raincoaster and you, thank you for reminding me of the Gawker days of yore.

Obviously this upstanding member of society who isn’t at all a spoiled rich brat who does next to nothing, was just up early to volunteer at a food bank before working at a retirement home.

On Saturday morning my neighbor partied on her deck with at least three other people from 2:30 am to about 6:00 am. Shouting nonstop. She’s a grandmother in her 40s. I don’t see how that it possible without drugs. I’m 34 and I can’t stay up past 2 am to save my life.

Seriously. People randomly hanging out in cars, blasting music at 3am, are usually drunk, high, or up to some shit. Usually a combination of the three. If this had been a couple of black women I’m sure the usually ‘not racists’ would be all over the place with assumptions. They were thugs, they should have just walked…

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

Just no. No to this. This makes me think that the whole section is just going to be boxy cat tees covered in sequins and glitter. JUST OFFER THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES IN LARGER SIZES. HAVE THEM ON THE SAME GODDAMN RACKS.

Normally I’d be with you, but I’m kinda up for whatever it is Rihanna is laying down here.

At first I was like, how the hell is this in any way like pop punk? But then I remembered these kids were raised on the “pop punk” likes of All American Rejects and Avril Lavigne. And that explains so much.

That’s because it’s easier to hide your racism underneath patriotism. There’s this false belief that if I’m a patriot, I can’t possibly be a racist.

“You know what this article about a woman and her accomplishment needs more of? INFORMATION ABOUT MY BONER/LACK THEREOF!”

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Miranda Kerr is so naive. Honey, you could put on a badass pantsuit, put your hair in a tight French twist, recite the Feminine Mystique, and boss your husband around when he comes home from work, and he’d still fuck you because you’re an attractive super model.

I think you’ll find that the real grifters are the people who exploit white supremacy to further enrich themselves and entrench their power, not those who are merely asking for America to repay the debt it owes to black people.

i just feel that if any ‘old hiphop’ fan liked lil kim, they can’t hate on Cardi, simply through transitive property of topical bars.

This (minus the conflict). Also I’m 37. And I get Arthur-fist-squeeze mad when I’m in the club and they subject me to an hour of old rap. I’m sorry. Yes, I grew up with The Box. I was there for Rob Base and the gratuitous bleeping of “*#($ a Big Mac”. All of that. ALL. UH. THAT.

Who said anything about all early rap being great?

Pretty much. I listened to Bodak Yellow today and I still don’t understand what the appeal is. Her rhyme scheme is basic, she isn’t saying anything mind blowing or deep, and she doesn’t have great wordplay.

Ok, I finally listened to (almost the whole thing!) this song, then looked this woman up on Wikipedia to see where the hell they got her. Sigh...

11. You’re an Old and grew up with real hip hop so most things that come out today sound questionable at best, painful to listen to at worst.