“I’m going to be in my music video, dressed like Beyonce, surrounded by black people, and no one will think it’s weird or controversial at all.”

So she’s just going full Conner4Real now? Can’t wait until she releases her 2017 gay marriage anthem and gets upstaged by Cardi B on her tour.

It hasn’t even been 24 hours and I am already exhausted by Taylor.

Taylor, listen. You graduated from high school in 2008. Your ten year reunion is coming up next year. You have two choices going forward: either you drop this weak ass mean girls petty teenager bullshit you’re always pulling, or you put the hours in at Petty Night School and learn to to do it right. I’m always down…

Is it a white thing to like guacamole?

“To milk an almond” killed me.

Who keeps track of the day that someone else’s mother died?

Sad thing is, it worked. She’s got all the Black people upset and talking about it and giving her free press. White people LOVE, LOVE supporting shit Black people don’t like so this is just going to propel her forward. She’s betting white which is long term stupid but right now got extra short term gains. Being…

I’m old so the twitter confuses me, but I clearly need to start paying attention to black twitter. Those burns are quality.

So she eliminated scalpers by becoming the scalper, eh? Very interesting technique.

Sneak peek at the music video:

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The track sounds like “I’m so sexy” and the trivial lyrics don’t resonate with the times. It’s tone deaf literally and figuratively. Lana Del Rey help her out. Also It’s hard to believe Taylor is older than me. She comes off like a petulant teenager. It took her this long to write this response?

Aren’t you generally supposed to release a good song for your album’s first single?

She’s lived in LA a loooong time before she got famous.

Know what I’m sick of? Schumer acting like she’s fat. Fuck, if she’s fat I’m a ridiculously obese hosebeast. Which okay that may be true, but she’s still so far from fat it’s hilarious.

If John Mullaney asked for more money for a special, no one would care.

Didn’t mean to trigger you. I’m honestly trying to be fair by pointing out that for some people (or at least me), the issue is that we’re aware that the catalyst for her re-negotiating was the news of salaries of Chappelle and Rock. Since that was the catalyst, it follows that people would compare their talent/career…

To be fair, she did use 2 legends as a measuring stick during these negotiations. Once her team allowed this tidbit to be included in the interview, it was game-on. We were forced to compare her work and creative value to Rock’s and Chappelle’s. And if we’re comparing her work to theirs...let’s just say her work is…

A woman negotiates, 90% of the public responds with personal attacks. How do they know how unfunny she is in all of her specials if they are not watching her specials?