“Morris is by no means the easiest person to understand or sympathize with, but she was clearly someone who lived life on her own terms. That’s what makes her so fascinating.”

Honestly, the more I watch VP Rules, the more I despise Lisa. The fact that she’s like 60 and a successful businesswoman but still gives a shit about the shenanigans of the personal lives of these twentysomething losers has made it clear to me that this woman will show up for any drama while pretending to be above…

Shut up, judgey. Some of us like these recaps for various reasons. You didn’t have to click on the article or even read it if it’s not your cup of tea. Fuck.

If you’re willing to risk it, I believe there are some alleged online “hacks” for getting security tags off. I did it once by putting the item in the freezer. It wasn’t an ink tag, though. And, yes, I did pay for the item.

Can we all agree that losing Kim and gaining Dorit is the biggest tragedy of the housewives era? God Dorit is terrible.

Dorit and the stupid pantygate story obsessing over Erika’s vagina may finally force me to quit this fucking show.

Jezebel posters hated Meyers when he did Weekend Update (“Cecily Strong is good but the man sucks!”), and then they hated him when he started hosting his own talk show.

Nothing

a good and right opinion—that Phish is a great band.

Counterpoint: Phish and the Grateful Dead are absolutely fucking terrible. I hate Joe but even a broken clock blah blah blah.

Megyn Kelly is still a villain and a despicable human being.

And I love how she says ‘we” to Sonja. Salt meet wound.

Oh yeah, the de Lesseps family are a huge deal in 19th/early 20th century France. But I’m not sure how he’s related to them, and I’m wondering if there isn’t something a bit shady going on with his connection....

The premise of the article is that the feud is boring and is going to get Dorit kicked off the show.

Look, nobody is saying that the reason hilary lost was because we didn’t have enough celebrities making vote videos. We get it, liberal elite/hollywood/educated/moral made the right/russia/nazi/racist feel left out blah blah blah. No Hamilton video was going to convince the other side.

Really??? I think Gigi has mush face (and I hear she can’t cat walk). Bella is truly striking, now that she got a nose job.

Yolanda is annoying

And there's no medical evidence that you can get Lyme disease from horse flies either...

She had her daughter “diagnosed” with Lyme over the phone. I don't think she, nor the quacks she finds, know the meaning of HIPAA.

...as I continue to focus on my recovery, my children and bring back the privacy within our Home