Clearly, this is not Fancy Kristen speaking.

But Ford has a history of getting along with the Germans, so who knows.

Real talk, what do we expect the Nurburgring’s version of a 4-minute mile is? How low are these numbers gonna go?

CP.

I haven’t really considered this question in depth, but could it simply be because crossovers didn’t exist in the 60s and 70s? If a shopper wanted a car with lots of space then, they were stuck with uncomfortable, inefficient trucks and BOF SUVs like the Suburban. Today, Millenials can enjoy the comforts of a…

TIL Tina Belcher is 62 years old!

My lord, Ryan Felton is such a downer.

Nice try, Tom. Average price on a 2014 Scion FR-S sits in the $17.5K range, whereas 2014 220is average closer to $24.5K. Show me a better, same-age competitor to the FR-S, please.

Congratulations on your new Kia Optima.

“...and the quirky Cube. These were all good cars that looked good as well.”

Ildefonso Guajardo sounds like a real-life Jesus Quintana.

More like Honda is offering a CVT to lure a greater percentage of American shoppers.

Except apparently Honda won’t offer a CVT, so none of this matters.

Also, why would anyone get a Civic Type R with a CVT when the manual option is standard?

Interesting. Toyota Camry production at the Subaru of Indiana plant stops, yet the Impreza apparently does so well, Subaru is actually expanding the plant rather than contracting it... nice.

We need more articles about the true Bastard Child of Stuttgart: the Porsche 968.

I look at the skinny tires on all of these cars and I sob, knowing they’ll almost certainly never go sideways.

The Ridgeline’s tailgate can both drop down in the conventional fashion and swing out, making it basically the 1st generation CR-V of pickup trucks. However, I can’t figure out a single situation where swinging the tailgate open like a car door would be useful. It seems this is only so you can open the storage bin…

If you’re sitting in the back seat on a long road trip and you put a case of beer in the trunk, is the beer accessible? Will it stay cold? Asking for a friend.

This may be the most absurd stories I have read today, but it has some of the most beautiful photographs. Thank god they didn’t give you a silver car.

I’m all for bringing this look back. Just make sure to keep PORSCHE (rather than the crest) across the wheel.