Hyundais ARE cheap. You can do little things here and there to improve the handling and deaden road noise in them (Elantras) , but they’re not going to be the leader in any performance/luxury/efficiency category. What Elantras -are- are affordable, decent-mannered, 10-year-lifespan cars that you'll let someone borrow…

You know that Fiat(?) commercial where the Viagra falls into the gas tank? Looks like a Prius had that happen and turned into a C-HR.

I think kaizen loses something in translation. At my company, kaizen results in meaningless projects that have nothing to do with productivity or efficiency and lying on your performance assessments, which is why I’ll be quitting soon.

I will gladly trade anyone their Lexus F-series for my Hyundai Elantra, if you want that “low hp thrill”.

Chevy Corvoltte!

Hey sciencey people, how hot can the air/road be before normally inflated car tires fail?

This isn’t boring either.

Throw in home delivery and pickup for service, because I am a busy busy man (my video game queue isn’t getting any smaller!)

I’ve lived on Minnesota for 8 years now and I’ve realized that the Vikings are really a farm team for the rest of the NFL.

(i reply to the new porsche configuration thread and it pops up here. i need a better phone or a betyer brain, probably both)

Before I even start configuring/dreaming/buying Powerball tickets, will someone 6'4" comfortably fit in the driver’s seat? Will I need the superduper seats?

If Enchroma starts making prescrption lenses, i’ll be a customer for life. Umtil then, I’m waiting for bionic eye upgrades.

Next time you need to wear a colonial Minuteman outfit while critiquing British cars.

Gotham City may look like Pittsburgh but it has the soul of Philly, maybe even Camden.

Day-glo lume green is NOT ‘Murrican!

Real street racers know the vanilla-scented tree air fresheners give better handling than the pine-scented ones.

Reminds me of one of the old MAD magazine artists. Jack Davis?

I really want to like Tesla, but i’m getting that same ‘ick’ feeling as when my girlfriend drags me into the Apple store.

When my grandfather went on furniture deliveries in his 1968-ish Dodge pickup truck, i went along and ‘helped’ by sitting on the tied down furniture in the truck bed or on the open tailgate while dragging my feet.