And let’s not forget putting Jeff Fucking Sessions in charge of Justice.

This so much. He’s shown countless times that his erratic thoughts (or what passes for them in his tweets) don’t necessarily mean anything when compared to his actions. Sometimes they line up, but I think that’s by coincidence or rarely when someone else lines them up for him without his knowledge.

No, it isn’t worthy of praise. I don’t think that’s what Jones was doing. I think he was saying “Keep an eye on this, because if he can manage to keep this up, we’ll have to shift to another avenue of attack.” YMMV.

It’s easy as fuck to look “presidential” when you’re just standing at a podium reading someone else’s words and there’s no chance in hell that anyone will be able to ask you a question about anything you just said. Especially when you compare it to the shitshow that has been every press conference you ever had.

Sorry, i’ve never been a Van Jones fan - too assimilationist for my taste. His questionable observation on Michelle Obama’s appearance (dark-skinned, not the classically beautiful woman) still rubs on my nerves.

I don’t get why.

She did come pre-packaged from a far away place and got his name stamped on her, so sure.

He also referred to his wife as “high quality.” Like a Trump Steak?

He must have a dossier thiiiiiis big on that reporter.

(unless he ends us all with his nukes).

Hell no they haven’t. Most of the republican base, with the exception of internet troll/frog posse, have stuck their heads in the sand. They only popup long enough to cry about people protesting and how it interrupts their Facebook cat videos. Why can’t you just be happy for us, they whine. No. Most of them have moved…

It will be a battle between him hating his life and having an ego too big to admit it. Should be exciting! Too bad we’re stuck in the middle of that... :-/

At the moment, that’s just figurative for us. Give it six months, we could literally be dying.

I wonder if it’s going to dawn on him that he’s never going to “enjoy” anything about his life again (assuming he ever enjoyed anything). If he keeps occupying the office of President, he’s going to keep fucking up (only on a progressively larger scale) and getting rightfully shit on by (at least) 60% of the country…

The thing is though he might do it accidentally. Even a baby can fire a gun in the right situation.

You may have missed the bit where he’s outsourcing National Security stuff to his Nazi pal.

The problem, though, is who is picking up the reigns when Trump abdicates responsibility at the slightest sign of work? Arch-Republican Ken Doll Mike Pence and dog-eared copy of Mein Kampf in a smelly burlap sack Steve Bannon.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.