They're already heavily armed and convinced they've got nothing to lose. I see no reason to continue funding them.

Most of the people accused of being commies weren't commies, and even the ones who had some actual connection to the Communist Party were a long way from being Soviet spies. If you're marching around with a Nazi flag and a torch, and people who see your picture immediately go "Hey, it's that asshole who keeps showing…

But how does it look on Instagram?

Because your options are wait three hours for a spot at the bar or show up at 2:45 pm on a Tuesday?

I want my money back money back money back…

Ah, yes, his non-union Mexican equivalent.

Robert Pattinson really, really doesn't want to be remembered as "the guy from those sparkly vampire movies."

"You didn't really think it was your couch, did you?"* sounds more like what the Republicans think the Democrats' slogan should be. Think I'll stick with "Weird, everything was working when we left" from the original posts.

This entire storyline is just a setup to get us to that panel, isn't it?

If they didn't want the ocean to declare war, they shouldn't have kidnapped Nemo.

Doesn't sound like it's going to be sorted in the direction of 100% straight, gender-conforming traditional lifestyle, though. If that's the only option Dad's willing to accept, then what good is waiting to acclimate him to the fact it's not happening, apart from the concerns Dan raised?

Maybe he can't help his feelings, but he can help how he chooses to phrase them, especially if he's taking the time to write his thoughts down before sending them off for potential publication. And if he's choosing to go with "women can do anything they please" in a forum that's offered countless examples to the…

Unless Dan cut a few "I feel like"s for space, I really do not get the sense this guy recognizes his bitterness and envy are misplaced or out of proportion. Bi/transphobia sucks, but if he legitimately thinks women are immune from that, he needs a cold hard slap of reality before he tries broadening his dating pool…

I agree that the party as a whole is missing an obvious and important opportunity by not taking up criminal justice reform along with economic issues, but I'm tired of going over what made Clinton lose, period. It's done. She's done in terms of shaping the party's future, whether she realizes it or not. If…

So, in other words, we're in the shitty parallel universe.

I am the Deplorax! I speak for the sleaze!

I realize "just be yourself" is the most frustrating advice ever…but honestly, I think the most dangerous thing you can do here is overthink it, or try to reconcile various things you've been told over going with your gut. If a lot of people who know you well have all told you the same thing, that's worth…

I'm guessing the high heels and makeup are a regular everyday thing, not just in the bedroom.

Um, you might want to check with a woman or two before you declare this guy "obviously not unsympathetic." 'Cause I thought Dan was spot on. Dude's entitled to feel frustrated about not getting to wear dresses without pushback, but I'd wear a prison jumpsuit every damn day if it meant fewer assholes blaming all of…

Okay, fine, I retract that accusation. But if you can't see that his attempt to involve her in this when he undoubtedly already knows how to fire up Google means degrading real women is a key part of the kink for him, I really don't know what to tell you.