I suppose that's one way to game the SEO rankings.

There is no timeline in which blunch would have caught on. The very fact even ours recognizes it as an abomination is proof of this.

Hey, the Boomers are the ones who keep claiming we're killing chain restaurants.

I would absolutely read Twentysomething Chromosomally Atypical Non-Culturally Appropriative Martial Arts Hipsters.

In much the same way as strep throat, yes.

Well, then, we're back to a show that's trodding a well-worn piece of "what if" ground. I don't think one need be a sensitive snowflake to decide they're not interested in yet another take on it.

To be fair, I think GRRM's a little too fond of Ramsey and Dornish diversions, too.

Free market entertainment in action!

I think if the showrunners wanted to comment on corporate slavery, they'd make a show about a fictional, probably futuristic corporation. They wouldn't muddy the waters with a setup where historic slavery is all anyone is going to be able to focus on.

You can make a pretty decent variant with just cucumbers, or cucumbers and watermelon. And a bit of extra spice via jalapenos or serranos, which this version left out for some reason.

Have you actually met any kids that liked A Troll in Central Park?

Really? I thought it was the opposite: you think about it, and then you come back and respond.

I'm not really convinced that "the only way to get a girl is with macho posturing" is inherently a better message than "better tart yourself up if you want to keep your man."

Now I know you're just playing difficult.

When you put it like that, I do find myself more interested.

"“Reproduction,” just one of the songs that surpasses some of the original’s tunes…"

Yeah, I don't know that I'm really in the mood for a "what-if" about an infamously corrupt, egotistical autocrat in the White House, either.

You are familiar with the concept of human trafficking, right?

Just mention the pirates.

I dunno, I think he still gets voted out in 1916 when his opponent runs on an anti-war platform. (Also, it's possible his youngest son dies even earlier, and he just doesn't have the heart to keep going.)