In the distance, Kathy Griffin cheers that the culture warriors have a new bogeyman now.

I suspect Mr. Podesta is happier not having to think about this nonsense any more than necessary.

Or maybe we just all assumed he already had one.

Huh. Most of the techies I know (and this includes some people who do hardcore standards work) are firmly in favor of lowercase, and I wouldn't dare call it "just a tool" in front of them.

There's an off-Broadway show about that. Or so my Facebook ads keep telling me.

Sad upvote.

Joke's on it, then. 2016 took care of that, too.

Whoever's in charge just trying to run out the clock until 2050 makes a disturbing amount of sense.

Nah, that's only a risk if I post on Fox News or Twitter. I mean, I'm sure he'll give the wheel a spin anyway, but…

No, no, it's okay. Ignorance doesn't actually erase awful stuff from existence.

Or just fill every row with survivors glaring at him.

If it weren't for the fact someone would have to get hurt first, I'd root for this thing to get taken down by one of his attendees suing over the fact it didn't work.

I somehow missed hearing about that until now. I think I was happier not knowing.

I dunno. I think even he's going to have to work to top this one.

Their groundskeeper is responsible for the existence of the giant spider population in the first place.

If it becomes illegal to call people mean nicknames, a certain president's gonna be real unhappy.

Sometimes I think I should at least try and learn how to use Tumblr, and then I take one look at the hashtags and go, "NOPE."

I'm sure Twitter would've figured into his strategy to make everyone believe he'd gone insane if it had existed, though.

It's the family's phrasing. Check the links.

And not all providers take all insurance.