Of a white Christmas?

If a degree in finance will help you understand why it was a crime, I think that still falls under the heading of "ripped off other rich people."

That legit made me shudder.

Because she knew Scholastic would've made her change it?

You didn't actually read the article, did you? (No. No, you didn't.)

I wonder if the real strategy here is to convince the judge he's too old and infirm to serve any hard time?

What was I saying in the Julius Caesar news item about mob justice never being the answer?

Thanks, Kid President.

Chuck Schumer's already got a parody up.

I refuse to believe Josh Malina is that desperate.

I'd phrase it more as "don't talk yourself out of a sale." So if you know that providing more detail or giving the jury more to review is just going to backfire on you (like, say, opening the door to introducing some of the other examples)…

Make her the trainer, then.

It's decent, as chain restaurants go, but not hours and hours of waiting worth of decent. The appeal is that the menu is so long that there's something for everyone. And the desserts.

Half the time, I can't even manage to finish one of those pieces, and it's not as though I don't like cheesecake.

Exactly. The audience isn't being asked to judge whether Trump-as-Caesar would make a good ruler if given the chance; the central question is whether mob violence is justified even if one firmly believes the fate of the country is at stake. And from what I've been able to glean, this production sticks to the text in…

I dunno that anyone had enough time to get the William Henry Harrison version going.

Well, the history plays and Macbeth do kinda shill for the monarch at the time, but I suppose that's more properly termed propaganda.

He's an example of somebody who's done a terrible job and is being recognized less and less.

I will gladly take repeated Naked Gun quotes over partisan blather.

Clearly he's using Santa Claus's abilities to make it to every house in a single night for filming purposes.