We've run so far out of fucks that we've circled back around to peak fuckitude.

Perhaps it's more accurate to say that it's easier to plan the fight when you know exactly what you're up against, rather than having to try and anticipate the next bout of insanity.

Dammit. My head is full of jizz funeral jokes now, and I don't want to make them.

At least he got a peaceful passing at 96. This is way, way too soon.

I'm numb at the moment. It's probably going to register at some totally inconvenient point when I'm out in public, and everyone will stare at me until I'm able to get myself under control enough to sob out her name by way of explanation.

It can't be said enough. (No, really. It can't.)

I suppose it's also possible God got up to go get a drink, and the cat took that opportunity to walk across the keyboard.

Because the person running the simulation is a doofus, sadistic, or both.

I'd say Freeform.

Thank you for braving the wretched hive of scum and villainy so the rest of us won't.

The line must be drawn here! No further!

HANDS OFF LEIA, YOU ASSHOLE YEAR!

Not to mention the substantive and growing body of evidence that we're about to swear in a president who'll be breaking the laws he's supposed to uphold from the moment he takes office (*cough*EmolumentsClause*cough*).

John Scalzi went with "'Til Paul Ryan takes our healthcare away." I think that scans better.

Random mom head popping into frame says "Ha!"

What did your friends do to deserve that?

Yeah, and in four years when people are still out of work and pissed, they don't want to be associated with this fiasco, either.

This incident has made me realize I feel the same way about her that I do about Michael Moore: there may be a valid point in what they're saying somewhere, but if I'm too turned off by the way they're presenting it to want to stick around and listen, it's not going to resonate with anyone whose minds they're trying to…

See, I liked Jackie. Or at least, I liked that you could see an actual character underneath the shallowness, so I'm not surprised Kunis went on to better stuff. (Of course, attraction wasn't my primary criteria, so what do I know?)

She made a shitty joke that someone who's set herself up as a source of enlightenment on feminist issues should've had the basic common sense not to make, or at least been prepared to own without "but I wasn't really being myself when I said it!" excuses. (I will give her credit for the apology donation, though.)