Well, his 100 day agenda is designed point by point to roll back everything Obama's done. He's already talking about appointing a climate change denier to the EPA, while his VP plans to dismantle LGBT protections. He's repeatedly threatened journalists and the women who made sexual harassment claims against him with…

A short-term boom followed by a steep bottoming-out? From Donald Trump? You don't say!

Obama's talked about wanting to look at it, so maybe he can at least raise millennial awareness this is a thing.

In fairness to Stewart, he's repeatedly expressed horror that anyone would treat him as a real journalist or a public official.

Again, you're really not telling us a whole lot we don't know. (Except the "go low" bit, and…well, we *had* a candidate who was willing to do the pragmatic thing rather than rely on love to save the day. Arguably, people's aversion to that was part of what sunk her.)

The only silver lining here is that they're out of scapegoats for governmental dysfunction, and it doesn't make up for what's going to happen in the interim.

So what are you doing here, how would you go about going back where you came from, and what's your immigration process?

So given that we can't go back and browbeat people into doing the sensible thing (and having been on the ground, I think you're underestimating the degree to which we tried), what exactly are you suggesting we do if not try and find some constructive path forward? Because I get the need to vent and boggle at how…

I would love to believe that, but given the amount of "if we'd just nominated Bernie, this wouldn't have happened" versus "if people hadn't voted third party, this wouldn't have happened" flying around, my biggest fear right now is that we'll find a way to pull defeat out of opportunity yet again.

Like screaming, probably.

Or they genuinely bought into the "they're both equally terrible" rhetoric. Which…gah. I can't even wish the consequences of their mistake on them, because we all get to suffer.

Deciding that now that he's got this in the bag, he might as well sit down and figure out what the Constitution does and doesn't let him do is a best-case scenario beyond anything I can dream right now. I just wonder what happens if/when his true believers finally figure out the only time he's ever told anything…

Maybe we should try for the Commonwealth ending this time.

Well, those definitely aren't real.

Not really. Those hands are straight out of the "try virtually before you buy" section of a nail polish website.

It's going to be difficult enough getting through the evening without alcohol poisoning as is.

Kellyanne Explains It All?

I could hear it anyway just in the writing, but that's so cool.

You should've known mead-flavor wasn't going to play all that well.

God, I know. I actually yelled at that one out loud. In what universe is a bike messenger going to be voting Republican?