It’s gotta be that mustache, right?

ME TOO. I wrote down thread that men rarely to me on Bumble. I’m not even being forward, that’s just how the app works, and yet still nada.

Men rarely message me back on Bumble. Does this happen to anyone else or is this a Ms Minsky problem?

All is forgiven. Damn, I love me some Max Fischer though.

How DARE you compare my beloved Max Fischer to Ted Cruz.

WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR JOURNALISTS TO WRITE ABOUT RAPE WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A BUNCH OF DICKS?

This is what happens when your entitled, married, white girl life is so boring you sensationalize something mundane. *Yawns*

Take up your beef with John Milton, One Million Moms—this relatable devil schtick has been going on since 1664.

Hell, yeah, dude! You would have made my day if I had heard you say that when I was a little kid playing on the monkey bars with the boys.

I gotta start saying “in short, you’re a fool and a jerk.” For real, that’s such a perfectly cutting, above-the-belt burn.

Ok, why was this even written? This is so beyond idiotic and disgusting. I’m not quite sure what the point is here.

I mean, she should get the most shit for having married Kris

If you like DBT you’ll love his solo stuff. His last two albums were incredible.

YES. I’m so pumped for him. He’s got a pretty great backstory/seems like the best dude around based on his twitter account.

Just FYI-Jason Isbell is nominated for best American Roots Song. He should be nominated for best album ever, imo, but check him out if you like good americana/country/rock/good jams.

#ThingsIwontbeprayingfor

Call Empire. TODAY!

DO IT. Honestly, you’ll be so grateful some morning when you’re hungover.

Yes! It’s basically like Gatorade, but works much, much better and you don’t have to drink too much of it for the magic to start working.

There is only one cure, and it’s Pedialyte, folks. Try it and thank me later.