Thanks!

Serious question here: I have always wanted to learn to ride, but don't know anyone who can teach me. What's the best way to learn?

I hope he doesn’t either, but I wonder about it almost every time I see him (which is 5 days a week).

One company party lead off auspiciously when, within the first half-hour, I fell down the stairs of the restaurant and knocked over a candle, setting a small section of the table on fire. This, however, did not stop my urge to down expensive alcohols on the company dime.