Sorry, is this Olivia “Take The Sandwich Out Of Her Mouth” Munn? Bitch, miss me.

People that think like that drive me nuts. I’m 39 and have paid off my student loans. It sucked, and of course I would have preferred to spend that money on other things. But I don’t want the next generation to have to go into debt simply because I did. If everyone thought that way, society would never progress even…

I feel a little bad for Solloway (although the reaction is a bit yuck, I’ll give hir a 10 second grace period to process it). They’re obviously so heart and soul invested in the show, and to have your life story lauded as so important, groundbreaking and incredible, then to fear that it may be tainted forever and…

Absolutely. But Washington understood something Trump never will. Yes, if your name is on it, you won’t be forgotten, but if you live an honorable and respectable life and be the kind of person other people WANT to remember, they will put your name on things. Washington didn’t name anything for himself because he was…

Oh god, absolutely right. I think it’s too late to edit. 

Oh, I can’t stand Dorit who, in three seasons, has yet to demonstrate a single redeeming quality. But it’s perhaps because of that profound dislike that I resent Lisa’s whiffing on the perfect opportunity to tarnish that fraud. I think you can be Team Lucy without being Team LVP because lord knows I am.

Of course Dorit thinks that, she’s incapable of admitting fault practically to the point of gaslighting. It’s what she and LVP have in common.

It was actually Bitch Sesh. I think it’s way funnier. 

I heard a Housewive’s pundit (yes! so!) describe it as being like getting Al Capone on tax evasion. She’s done a lot of shady stuff in the past that the rest of the cast couldn’t quite nail her on, and now that they’ve got her dead to rights, they’re all going in. 

This is like when they tried to make Stassi an underling - is does not work, it’s wrong and bad, let these bitches shine

The dog’s name, alas, is Lucy Lucy Apple Juice.

Lie or no lie, I still don’t understand why Lisa is getting pounded on and not Dorit.

Haven’t watched last night’s episode yet, totally believe LVP lied, nevertheless continue to adore her. I also still think Dorit’s actions are a thousand times worse and she lies every time she opens her mouth and subjects us to that horrendous fake accent. YOU’RE FROM CONNECTICUT JUST STOP.

I like LVP, she’s the only one I’ve ever really liked. I haven’t watched this season though, but I think I would probably like Denise Richards. The rest of them can just leave the planet. They make me sick.

As a person who is also passionate about dogs I totally agree with everything you said and Fuck everyone except LVP who is a living Angel. 

Co-signing on everything you wrote!

the only person on the show who seems to recognize they’re all focusing on the wrong thing is Camille. Wish she had spoken up with that opinion instead of saving it for her talking head.

All of this is exactly correct (and much more organized and well-articulated than I have been able to manage thus far in discussing it with friends). So weird that the only person on the show who seems to recognize they’re all focusing on the wrong thing is Camille. Wish she had spoken up with that opinion instead of…

Since it’s okay to criticise someone’s work, I’ll help you out, Samir. I probably agree with most of your politics and I disagree with Bret’s, but your arguing and writing here was shit and Bret fucking destroyed you on every imaginable level. You owned yourself and then made it public and now your shameful discourse…

you performed the digital equivalent of sticking your penis out of your trousers. This is very sad, and embarrassing, because (for now) you have so little to show