Jesus, right? Nothing like being called stupid by an smugly ignorant jackass.

What kind of debates do you imagine about Conservative and Liberal ideas that won’t make one side seem sociopathic? This wouldn’t have always been the case, but today?

Everyone knows if you watch a lot of shows with shooting you become in expert shot who is utterly calm and discerning when the bullets are flying.

I get it. I’m in no way saying the parties are “equally bad,” or that there is always another equally valid side, or that good reporting involves making sure everyone gets the same amount of praise or criticism.

Gone are the days when he could be placated with some tasty waves. (And holding his wife hostage.)

So the Disney Hall of Presidents alleges.

Could that have been for daddy’s sake?

Agree, but I never feel like the most popular kid when I do the correction. Most of the time, people ignore it. :)

“Here WE go again with these false equivalencies?”

Sadly, so are a lot of dems.

I said nothing about Tiffany being anyone’s savior, only that I could see her being a (possibly closeted) Democrat.

Okay, maybe, but these words usually get attributed to a People magazine article ... and that’s not true.

Trump was a dem ... until he wasn’t. Trump would be a dem again because he has no moral compass. Hey, I believe the left is the right side, but that’s not why he longs for their embrace. He wants and craves the validation of the cool kids he’s courted his whole life ... real New York rich people, celebs, and…

Oh, that face!

That’s crazy. No one is handsomer than my good cookies boys!

Ladies, how retro.

As I did the foot slider I wailed, while laughcrying, “What am I doing with my life?”

Oh, c’mon. It’s almost impossible to be as referential as RPO, and the references in “Ghost” had a valid purpose. The blogger, ahem, was playing the part of the well-informed cynic, a stand in for the reader who was also suspended between belief and doubt.

Just in case you get tempted, THE BOOK REALLY SUCKS, NO ONE IN IT IS LIKEABLE, OTHER THAN MAYBE THE SHARK, WHO DOESN’T GET ENOUGH PAGES.