Still incest. Do you want dragons with a Habsburg jaw? Because that’s how you get dragons with a Habsburg jaw.

Never mind nothing to see here.

I am 100% sure that if Brienne gave up her thing for unavailable pretty boys that Tormund would sex her up right and/or upright.

But apparently he is!

Er, I mean, welcome?

Yeah, but I think Ygritte confirmed he’s a genius in that regard.

I know, I know, Rule 34, but still...

I choose to remember this:

I didn’t think they did, but Old Man McDuck said they had, and I wanted to make sure. :)

Who all Tom Cruise has had in his pants is Scientology’s most guarded secret.

Milana Vayntraub

People were bitching about his writing pace before the show, so much so that Neil Gaiman wrote George R.R. Martin is not your bitch back in 2009. Now that there’s a show that brought in a tidal wave of readers? And people want to know his ending will compare to the show? I respectfully disagree.

Gwyneth has no time for non-self-actualized women too lazy to even keep their vaginas steamed. If she could rise up from nothing, the daughter of a lowly actress and a TV producer, anyone can find success.

Can’t a man smuggle Xenu in his tighty whities without causing an internet stir?

How so? All the full time secretary has to do is make her nanny come earlier and stay later, and hire another nanny for the first nanny’s day off so the secretary can have some needed “me” time. ;)

Baio is undeterred. “I don’t give a shit if I ever work again,” he says. “My country comes first. I guess I’m just an old, angry, successful white guy who stole everything he has from someone else.”

What now?

“kinja blows goats”