Ha, I said that to my husband: Jon does his best work in caves, most of it involving his tongue.

Exactly.

“The only thing she got out of her rough story was bad memories and some good strategies for being clever.”

But they have so much in common ... like being crappy pet owners.

I am so very angry at Trumpians. They fucked us all over, and then a lot of them — those that aren’t still hanging on his every grunt — peaced out over paying attention to how he actually governs or conducts himself. They left a huge mess for the rest of us to try to clean up, and are crappy Americans.

“GANG B**** F** WIT US GET SHMOKEEDDD.”

Possibly my fave gif in the universe.

I know, the covers are great and matches the tone.

Lolita is exactly what I had in mind. “Oh my God, you read Lolita? Why?!” Because it’s brilliant, and not making the argument you think it’s making.

Tampa was a really good novel, but also one where people judged you for reading it. I think it was a great portrayal of a sociopath with no self-awareness and an answer to all the people who think female teachers preying on adolescents is a fantasy come true instead of evil.

They met doing a play. Don’t ask me what play.

They killed off Valerie Harper in a sitcom named after her just because she pissed people off. When John Ritter died in real life, they killed off his character. It shouldn’t be the go-to move for a shoe that’s supposed to be funny though.