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Did anyone ask Polanski for his blessing? I’d hate for him to feel like he’s been violated.

its a prequel *slap* it’s a sequel *slap* its a prequel *slap* it’s a sequel *slap* it’s a prequel AND a sequel!!!!!

She does raise the dead to fight the Nazis though, so that’s cool

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those

3. Space opera conquers movies”

I have not! I missed it in the theater this summer, but I pre-ordered the DVD (yes actual DVD, I own all of the other movies on DVD, so couldn’t bring myself to not have it for the shelf. Luckily it also comes with a digital version...) and can’t wait to see it when it comes out in November. Anyway, this is super

The Aurora Borealis, at that time of year, in that part of Spain, localized entirely over the Alhambra?!

Meowster Police, you could have saved her. I gave you all the clues.

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

Is there a reason you think that you would know better than the entire American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists? I’m pretty sure they’ve probably thought of the risks. Even if the pill is free, a doctors visit is an impediment for lots of people because of cost, time, transportation, etc. The experts agree

It says a lot about the state of the world that you have to feel the need to post this caveat before the inevitable tidal wave of #NotAllMens comes crashing down to cry at you.

I want to move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them.

This now qualifies as a scary story.

Yeah, all the full proper names of so many people (both in the actual story and the multiple flashbacks that seem to be meant to set the mood), the excessive details about colors of rugs and coolers and what number room... nope.

I wasn’t convinced!

4 pumps seems like a lot of sweet stuff for a tall. My usual is a 2 pump venti mocha and that’s sweet enough for me.

I know Wawa is local to the Northeast but they are also going free up to 24 oz.

Pork is a restricted enough ingredient (for religious, ethical or dietary reasons) that I can’t imagine someone would have it on their menu without including bacon in the descriptor. Not to mention popular enough and interesting enough that it would be silly not to advertise that your chicken is seasoned with bacon.

alternatively, you can mix cocaine, powdered adrenaline, and crystal meth for the ultimate pick-me-up!