Congratulations on doggedly pursuing the point, and very nearly getting it within your grasp

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT MOON LANDINGS

I would like to give Honorable Mention to “Sugar”, specifically the bridge:

Counter argument: Shut Up and Dance is damn fun.

“Animals” is far and away the fucking worst song in the world. Why?

Yeah, I’m not clutching my pearls over this, but I am kind of chewing on them nervously.

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is…

I remember reading a story about a woman who kept bees somewhere around NYC. One day, she got a shock when she checked the frames and found that the honey was bright red. She was very worried until she discovered that the bees had discovered a maraschino cherry factory. Red syrup was leaking out of some of their…

I’ve kinda been chicken wing guy. There was no throwing of food or anything, but my wife got upset with me (probably justified) and started crying over desert. I really just wanted to pay and get out before she did start throwing things (which she doesn’t ever do, but who knows). The server was very professional,…

I’m high functioning on the spectrum and I’m tired of it as being an excuse for asshole behavior.

I have celiac disease too, and literally no one is going to get sick from whatever small crumbs a toaster might emit (and if a person really is that sensitive, they probably have tons of other health problems to worry about and shouldn’t be eating out anyways). A separate toaster might be a nice thing to have at home,…

What is it with strange customers and soup? I never thought I’d have a story to contribute here because I’m a bookseller, but it turns out I’ve got one for you.

Ewwww no. Do not want. If you want to remain a virgin until married, that’s your decision and more power to you. But only when it’s YOUR decision. Not some creepy ass agreement you made as a CHILD to your father. And THEN to take that a step (actually so many gross unnecessary steps) to get your hymen certified (how…

Obligatory women’s health nurse post.

This is so fucking gross and annoying. And you can get a hymen certificate all you want, that doesn’t prove you didn’t have oral or any other sex. I grew up with Catholic girls who called themselves *~virgins~* but blew everybody and had anal. I hate this religious hypocrisy. When you make a huge fuss about something…

I’ve never heard the phrase “count on a butcher’s hand” before but that’s hilarious.

am i the only one who would be devastated?

"The juxtaposition of beefcake and cheesecake allowed the reader to shift from the fantasy of being the perfect male to the fantasy of acquiring the type of hottie that only perfect males can acquire."