This Delta is down for any Pan-Hellenic stroll of protection being formed around Rep. Wilson.

As a member of Omega Psi Phi it’s about time for all D9 organizations start using our considerable financial clout to stop this administration in it’s fucking tracks. The funny thing is that most of Trump’s ignorant base and The GOP in general have no idea about our organizations. It is long past time for us to do…

Ohh apparently it does for white nationalist sympathizers.

Does it matter that it’s shopped? It’s Bannon.

For reference: this is the original photo.

Like, we know the picture is shopped, right? Just need to be on the same page, here. I mean, what is pretty clear is that he’s an alcoholic, that much I feel confident armchair diagnosing with my non-existent medical degree.

For what it’s worth, a Tineye search reveals another version of that picture that looks slightly more presentable, which suggests that maybe there’s been some small ’shopping going on —

it looks like he smells like puss and vodka

I keep hearing, “Why are people mad, he hasn’t even actually done anything.” Not true, and if the moves he has already made are this bad, I can’t imagine what idiotic moves he will be making when the heat is really on. These people are in such denial.

As funny as this is, I can almost guarantee he actually thought there would be some sort of orientation video. “Welcome! Congratulations on being elected to be the leader of the free world...”

That there are still people who think he’s doing/will do a good job is astounding to me. He’s failing worse than I could have imagined.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

/dying

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I really think there should be a show where Trump and a random person off the street are asked questions about current events and policy. Even knowing how stupid the average person is, I bet they would still know more than the President.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

Not only is it hideous, but the outfit sucks too. Sorry, couldn’t resist myself. But seriously, $3600 for that outfit? Trump’s taste in fashion must be rubbing off on her.

The different shades of red are killing me. The whole ensemble is giving me anxiety.

I really don’t even know what she was attempting to go for here?