Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

Coincidentally, A-Rod became a jerk-off in a cup.

As another diehard Blues fan, I can concur that this comment is so true it hurts my feelings.

Is there a more NHL thing than offering to fly someone out but then buying them tickets on Southwest?

As a diehard Blues fan, I can attest that this is 100% accurate.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

I hope you’re being sarcastic. There are very few places in America worse than Illinois.

Re: the fans:

You know Cardinal hatred has reached its ridiculous fever pitch when idiots start comparing the team and its fans to Nazis.

Yes, that’s good Deadspin. Let the hate flow through you.

Splitting hairs here, but one of the other teams has an owner who was investigated by the Feds!

Voting for the Cardinals here is stupid. The Cardinals—as a franchise—are perfectly okay, no better and no worse than a half-dozen other very successful teams (are you comfortable saying the Cardinals are really meaningfully worse than the Patriots?). The Cardinals’ fanbase, that sucks, but the team itself is fine and…

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

I’ll probably repeat before I truly run out. I haven’t really kept track of the ones I’ve posted.

“I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn’t grow shit.”

“I got a fire alarm at home, but really it’s more like a 9-volt battery slowly drainer. ‘Do you want to slowly get rid of your 9-volt batteries? Then buy this circle.’”- Mitch Hedberg

Wanna bet?

Not a Cardinals fan, but you guys are making me root for them.

I read this whole article looking for the list. Damn you and your clickbait.