Nice article, Will. I have a few changes in mind for you, though:

not really subtle at all

historically inaccurate. pls fix thx

Hey Barry, you should probably know STL Mag is not a good source for this info. They had several unsubstantiated comments that were objectively false. You should probably do some research on this one.

This article is detestable. The cubs are the easiest of all playoff teams to hate. Joe Maddon is a crybaby bitch. Theo is in charge. Jon Lester is a cheater. Oh yeah, you hate cards fans? Try joining a fanbase that just over a decade ago crucified one of their most loyal fans (steeeeevvvveeeeee bartman). What a great…

#douchebag

Awww wittle bitty baby Joey found something else to be outraged about. Why does he get a pass from the Deadspin boys, Tom?

The best part is he used to be a self-proclaimed umpire of the unwritten rules.

I’m so happy Kroenke and Jones’ idea to have a joint practice and promote the whole LA movement completely backfired. Fuck those guys and fuck Los Angeles.

Lambert’s is awesome, but they will be thrown your way so hopefully you have like, any hand-eye coordination whatsoever.

So posting private sex tapes of celebrities and articles condemning an entire region and the people who live there is good journalism, but publishing the quote of a witness that would seem to be relatively related is ‘victim blaming?’ It hasn’t even been confirmed that an actual crime occurred.

Okay, and that would be great in an ideal world. Unfortunately, your comment asserts that this is unique. This happens all over, not just in pro sports, but in most corporate-backed charities. We can sit here and pretend like the Cardinals are the only organization in the world who does this, but you and I both know…

I’m also from St. Louis. As Ferguson showed us, the Police have plenty of shiny new unneccesary equipment! I’d vote no on that one, probably.

So, you’re surprised that an organization which you go out of your way to constantly slander doesn’t want to speak with you, worried that objectivity will not exist? Shocker.

The best part about the whole thing was Dan and Al afterwards uncontrollably laughing at how weird these people were. The rest of the broadcast was basically dedicated to how fucked up this interview was.

The post dispatch hates our sports here, so actually I’d believe a lot of info from them.

Hey Drew, did you really just imply that the Cardinals postseason success against the Dodgers has literally anything to do with their ‘hack’ of Houston (aka, just trying to log in with an old cardinals password)? Because that would be fucking retarded.

“star?” Look I’m a cards fan and like Heyward as a person, but from a purely baseball standpoint, he blows this year.

I just find it ironic that the group of people that always talks about how everything is too politically correct in this country is getting upset and offended at something that isn’t ‘politically correct.’

Time is a flat circle.

Jake Allen’s recent play has been fantastic. Having Elliott who was top 5-10 in most categories throughout the year, as your 1A, isn’t a terrible fall-back. Jake will be fine.