I sang in the D.A.R.E. choir.

You know, I’m gonna say something I think we all need to remember. It’s good to have an adversary, and better to have a worthy one.

K, what should we post about instead today?

When I was 18 and voting, I had been on the internet for two years and it was still people figuring out that AOL wasn’t the best idea. Some people at 18 did not have access to the amazing wealth of knowledge that we have online today. Some of us are older than that.

Would somebody who reads the greys PLEASE have mercy on me and explain why the fuck I can’t even star somebody’s comment anymore? Is this site that gahtdamb exclusive now??

Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

I’m sure the auto mechanic is in awe of your intelligence when you need help fixing the car.

I actually did some pretty extensive research into the Kennedy (specifically Eunice’s) involvement in institutional reform for mentally handicapped children (she is afterall the person who started the special olympics) and I walked away uncertain about Joe’s decision to lobotomize Rosemary.

Valentine’s Day ~10 years ago: he made me a nice dinner that involved hot peppers.

Screw this guy. You know what I did while my wife was away on important business this weekend? I cleaned the kitchen within an inch of its life, did 5 loads of laundry and cooked the best goddamn BBQ chicken on this side of the Mississippi. Thats how you fill a power void, motherfucker.

i already saw him hulk out why he blustered about a ticket he (rightfully) got for not yielding to an emergency vehicle

I hate old bay but love finger bangs, this story makes me sad

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

All true.

Where do you get an elephant-sized fedora, anyway?

is that The Game?

Overheard at the scene,

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

I hope she gets the help she needs.