This is just locker room talk. 

So I’m totally onboard with the masks and social distancing and staying home.

Were any other lesbians disappointed when they discovered that the same-sex romance featured on Lifetime’s “Television for women” is about... two men?

I guess that’s a mostly fair criticism. I did NOT ask if he was shitting. It smelled like shit. And she was on her knees while he sat on a toilet. So I made some Pretty revolting assumptions. But I guess you’re right- I cannot confirm with total certainty it was indeed a blumpkin. I also kind of assumed people know…

A blumpkin.

Soros owns stock in Wayfair. This is Pizzagate 2: Electric Boogaloo. 

The National Rifle Association, a monied, connected organization that is effectively the lobbying arm of the gun manufacturers, were once different. They were an org that represented “sportsmen” like hunters and worked to improve marksmanship of Northerners after the Civil War. They even supported gun control and…

Horse girl in my high school once was found crying in a field by my boyfriend during PE. He asked what was wrong and she said through tears “I turned into a horse, and I don’t know how to change back.”

Congratulations!! It sounds like you’ll do great :)

Preface: I feel terrible for this family and that father. I am not judging him. I just want to talk about what we do to try to combat this in case it helps someone else.

British men do not get better looking with age. They either get uglier or they all end up looking like Angela Lansbury (which may or may not be a good thing). Case in point:

Man, this is tough to read because I definitely see it in my own parenting though maybe in a different (still problematic) way. I have a boy and girl. My daughter had heart surgery right after she was born. She went through a lot and defied odds. And as a girl I want to raise her to be tough as nails and take no shit.…

Do you guys remember when it was embarrassing to admit that you Googled yourself?

I don’t have the Twitter so will someone else please tell Ms. B about a nose freida? They are gross as hell but hot damn they work. And her nails are just lovely the way they are.

One of the many shames of this is that so much of what locals love about DC is the fact that it’s a city that is not so heavily segregated as say a New York or Chicago or even LA. Sure there is the government section, but that space has always been for tourists and the transient lobbyists and contractors. The heart of…

So... what happens when Danny Masterson pulls the same shit?

Why don’t more people get this?

#yesallmen

This does not surprise me at all. Listen to him on the Howard Stern show. Anytime they bring a half naked man into see him, he violates boundaries and often gropes without consent. He’s an old creep.

yeah. I’m sure not writing about it will help.