I look quite beautiful in all of mine.

Well, the smart thing from a business perspective would be to simply say “we’re going to look into it,” and hope it all disappears under the rug. Issuing a flat denial is practically begging people to either dig up a cell phone camera of this incident or deliberately attempt to buy food for someone else who’s homeless…

It’s about getting your fair cut and not being exploited. Not about being a paid whore.

“I ate LA...”

Randy Newman absolutely must do the theme song.

What makes me laugh is the number of Republicans who go on about the “socialised medicine” in the UK with “death panels” deciding who gets treatment (actually teams of expert doctors reviewing the evidence and deciding if a particular treatment is effective enough to justify the cost), while completely ignoring…

Maybe I, a transman, can finally get a freaking pap done. I’ve been overdo for a year and a half, and have been in gender limbo with my insurance. Don’t want to cover my testosterone because I’m trans, but don’t want to cover my gynocological exams because I’m legally male. Insurance companies are the devil.

Do u think the dude that shot him in the face recognized him and that’s why he shot him?

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

I am OBSESSED with Brandi Carlile’s new album, I have it on right now. I will have to wait until it’s done to watch this, cause I can’t. stop. listening.

I always scoffed at the notion that McDonald’s would be brought down by the likes of Subway. But the fast casual and better burger places? Those are a game changer.

You don’t have to convince people that your food is healthy. Just convince them that it’s real food. I like eating healthy, but I never turn down a nice burger and fries with some milkshake. People love that stuff regardless of health. I was grossed out by McDonald’s when it became known that nuggets have all these…

There’s an informative little paragraph at the very end of this article that I think you might find interesting.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

I doused myself in gasoline and set myself on fire after you broke up with Jezebel.

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I think the difference is Bruce Jenner won the gold medal in the freaking decathlon—which means that there was a time where he (as a reminder, he still wants us to use male pronouns for now, so that’s what I’m going with) could lay claim to the title of World’s Greatest Athlete. So, regardless of what anyone thinks of…

I recorded the interview and watched it this morning-you guys, I was balling, and felt oddly patriotic. It was like I was watching history being made.

Farrah is a grade A narcissist (literally) but Gary is a piece of shit. He’s an emotionally manipulative douchebag who enjoys tormenting the women in his life. Amber seems to really have gotten her life together after going to “gel” so I hope she can be a good influence in her daughters life.

The #GaryTheHairyFairy tag was used because that’s how Amber has him saved in her phone; he has her saved as 6” Eyelashes Portwood. #EmbarrassedIKnowThis