Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

We were all dumb and naive in college. I used to think that I could change the world. Ha! After holding down a corporate job for 20 years, that notion has been thoroughly stomped out of me. I can't even change the toner cartridge.

You know what would be a great source of protein? That passive-aggressive friend.

This is why Crumbs has failed, and it is only partially to do with the eternally changing trends in desserts: Crumbs cupcakes are horrible.

Ugh.

This whole process is dumb. They shove these actors and actresses through so many of these goddamn interviews and meanwhile all the PR people are really heavy handed about what you can and can't ask. You're limited to such boring topics (because they're trying to push the movie) it's hard to get a new angle. I don't…

I get that you're being at least part smart-ass, but if you think about what you said for 5 minutes, I really hope you will change your mind. You would rather live in Iran or North Korea than to live in a society where people have the right to vote for ideas you don't share? This month was the 20th anniversary of the…

My grandmother worked for Lane Bryant in the late 1920's! She said she put the clothes orders together. She lived to be 104 (she passed away last year) and she loved telling stories about going to work in "New York" when she was younger. She lived in Brooklyn at the time.

"Americans are the only group of people I have ever encountered so far..."

NEWSFLASH: Big-ass weddings never went out of style in my world of people. Young and old ladies routinely spend the price of a down payment on a house to have the $5k dress (David's Bridal will.not.do) and they HAVE to feed 300 guests they barely know with steak, shrimp and sea bass, all eaten at the very best…

911 calls released by police showed that a man, reportedly (Ricardo) Lockette, called from the apartment saying that the woman wouldn't leave Kaepernick's room.