Crumple! It's a wad of toilet paper, not a trifold wallet of toilet paper.

Speaking of self-deprecating dick jokes, a fellow cast member in a high school play complained about wearing a tunic with leggings by exclaiming, "I'm hung like a field mouse!"

Hmm, I think I will file "My dick is too big" right behind "I can't decide which Christmas present to open first!" and ahead of "People think I'm not smart because I'm pretty." Yep, right there next to "My income last year moved me into a higher tax bracket."

Sometimes I get hit on/made eyes at a lot when I leave the house; sometimes not at all (and we're talking same places, same or similar outfits). Sometimes I get half a dozen okc messages in a week, and sometimes I go 2 or more weeks without any. I have absolutely no idea how attractive I am, just that I fall…

I am going to begin ending all of my business correspondence with "sashay shante," now. Thanks!

I just rewatched some of the episodes on Netflix (the last time I saw it was on TV Land as a child), and those two are SO into each other! It gets a little racy sometimes! That's how I want my relationship to be—kooky with a healthy dose of sexual attraction toward one another and (eventually) a good sense of humor…

I bet they rub sideburns against hockey hair when they snuggle.

Lighthouse platform on Lake Michigan. Sex was just meh despite thrill of maybe being seen. It was around dusk, so a few ships and private vessels were coming in to dock. Pun intended.

I also like to explain maybe why I reacted the way I did about something initially, and then make it clear that while that wasn't the best reaction, it was still driven by legitimate feelings. I also like remind someone of what's important to me as one of the causes for my behavior.

Yeah, there's absolutely no way that guy isn't in his mid-30s. I've been saying the same thing to my boyfriend since we started watching earlier this year.

Hers was the first food blog I really got into a few years ago. The step-by-step photos SERIOUSLY helped me learn how to cook. Now that I feel so comfortable in the kitchen that yes, it's overkill. I've turned to Smitten Kitchen or epicurious.

"Four thousand dollar... ham napkin."

I'm curious to know how the study defines "high amounts." I'm not saying that we shouldn't be wary of pesticides and try to be more mindful of eliminating chemicals from our diets, but I suspect the expectant mothers exposed to enough pesticides to make a difference in their child(ren)'s IQ are those who have a…

ME TOO! I just got Fryes in January, and I won't wear anything else dancing. Stylish but comfortable. I refuse to dance in high heels ever again.

I might even go so far as to make a meatloaf. Can't get more meaty than that!

Ha! I concur with your last line. I've made engagement chicken before, but with no end goal in mind and after already having made a number of impressive meat foods for my boyfriend: cornish game hens, awesome fish, live lobster, and more steak than you could shake a stick at.

Ugh. It's the absolute worst, showy display of wealth. Great, you spent three hundred dollars and that fucking ugly purse. Good for you, lemming.

I'm sorry you've felt that way. I hope this doesn't sound like tokenism, but the Coen Brothers came from a pretty sizable jewish community in Minnesota. Anyway, one of their recent films ("A Serious Man") does an awesome job giving a glimpse into what it was like for them growing up jewish in post war midwestern…

I was wondering the same thing! When I encounter people under 40 outside MN who say they've lived in southern Minnesota, I assume it's a former Carl/Olaf student.