A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

Like I said to my daughter, if I ever play a trick on her it will never be nasty or harmful and she will always laugh or have something enjoyable at the end of it. Like the time we tricked her into thinking we were just having a nice breakfast for her Gran’s birthday but really we had arranged for us to go to…

Are whoopee cushions still okay? You can pry them from my cold dead hands. Those cold dead hands by the way will have hand buzzers. And paper snakes will shoot out of my asshole.

To me a “prank” is something silly and genuinely funny, not something that sends people into tears before you pull the “just kidding.”

I thought Sansa figured it out when she ended at Arya would be lady of winterfell. Arya has never wanted to be a lady.

Of course it’s a Connor. Just as I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a Chad.

I am of the firm belief that some people cannot be saved. Unless there is some severe trauma in this kids past that can partially explain his extreme behavior, then I’m inclined to say lock him up as long as humanly possible.

Jesus, lots of sexual abuse seems to be happening at these small private schools in New England.

she “didn’t want people to think she was raped.”

Tatro’s mother told investigators that her son has received apologetic texts from one of the girls since the accusations came out, which said the situation was “blown out of proportion,” and that she hoped nothing bad would happen to him.

So this dude was doing this at 14/15? That’s a psychopath right there.

Some of Tatro’s accusers waited to come forward because of confusion over their connection him and understanding of consensual sex.

Never trust a kid named Connor; one step below a “Chad.”

Also, do you not have Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Prime, or any way to watch anything besides regular broadcast television so you think that this shit is actually really good entertainment?

it gives all of us overweight, lazy shlubs hope that we’ll find a mouthy bombshell...beyond that, i’m at a loss

He’s also a massive diva asshole. “Little people” aren’t allowed to make eye contact with him or speak to him directly.

are you extremely dumb?

a) Went way overboard on wedding costs and months down the road were trying to undo the damage by refusing to pay for anything they could manage to

And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.

The couple seem like the sort of people who: