What was the definition of irony, again?

If I had to pick one of the most infuriating aspect of right wing brosephs in 2017 it’s their boner for ‘BOTH sides of the story’. It doesn’t make you an enlightened superior rationality king. We know why you really want to hear about and normalize ‘that other side’.

What are you trying to say?

And this “there’s two sides to every issue and they both have to be heard” bullshit is one of the biggest cons the GOP has pulled to further their evil agendas.

Wait, I thought men’s rights activists were campus sexual assault advoca— Oh. By “campus sexual assault advocates” you mean people who are advocating against sexual assault on campus. That’s a little confusing. Shouldn’t they be anti-sexual assault advocates?

I know! It’s insane! Everything that was once parody is fast becoming reality! Stephen Colbert paved the way with “truthiness” (if it somehow feels true, then it must be fact): it is like satire written by an absurdist riding a clown cycle.

Here’s how I imagine the meeting:

This is where the world (and our country) is right now: for far too much of your post, I really, truly wasn’t sure whether you were being facetious or serious.

I’ve been a prosecutor for 13 years and so obviously have prosecuted many of these cases. I’m sure some of the ones I’ve thought were guilty weren’t (and I hope those ones got acquitted!), but it’s really difficult to see why a complainant would make something like that up and see it through the system given how…

Well, exactly. They’re not about offering programs or assistance for men, to combat suicide/depression rates, to provide friendship or organised activities, to promote anti-DV or asssit victims of sexual assault/DV etc.

I think we’re all snippy, lately. Seems to have ratcheted up since November 8. Can’t quite put my finger on the reason, though....

Finally someone who cares about our boners! Hope she’s making sandwiches for the meeting, too.

Men’s rights is nothing.

Hence the last paragraph. I have an innate reluctance to type the sarcasm signifier because I figure that Jezebel readers are smart enough to figure it out.

I wasn’t sure you were being ironic at first and was wondering what happened to you.

Not sure I see what the problem is. Fair and balanced is fair and balanced.

excluding any rich person from any thing ever anywhere that they had even a passing fancy for

My wife was a guest at The Harvard Club in NYC.