I find it funny because it's true. Someone on that writing staff knows L.A. like the back of their hand, and it's fun to hear people on TV talking about stuff you know... in funny accents, natch.

YES! I can't explain it, but that always brings me to tears.

let's not forget the real MVP of the night, tho

Maybe the 40s who wanted to fuck me when I was 35 were just smart people who didn't fancy having to talk to undergraduates before, during, or after a fuck.

There's a thing that happens, if you're a grownup, where you want to be intimate with other grownups. It's nicer and more satisfying, frequently hotter, and saves a…

Oh man, he is going to pity me so hard when I ask him to explain the difference between k-selection and r-selection.

It's our fault, see. That's why he came here looking for a fight.

As for me, having been successful both evolutionarily and careerwise (I can't bring myself to say at what, it'll make our friend Toodles' head explode), I'll enjoy the chocolates my lovely daughter gave me and a glass of red our friend here can't afford.…

You're generalizing men. And you seem to be confused about what the child-bearing years for women actually are. Women can have babies well into their forties. Regardless, I know dozens of men that are attracted to older women, and also a lot of men that are attracted to other men. And also men that aren't attracted to …

How old are you? No, seriously. Because you are very wrong that women are somehow innately attracted to older men. It's not uncommon to see women with older men, for a variety of reasons. But women are no different from men in terms of liking people in their physical prime when it comes to sheer hotness. When I was…

In what? Please, please tell us it's in biology, after which you can tell us your advisor's name, so we can ask why you've got a degree (or would this be one of those "get him out of here with the masters" degrees).

Oh, wait, it isn't in biology? Color me *amazed*.

This was my reaction exactly. I have a model's abs. Fact.

I'm an evospych chick and it's horrifying to me that the field is so identified with the backwards musings of a few misogynists. There's some really fascinating work being done regarding adaptive mechanisms of human psychology, and it sucks to see a promising field of inquiry derailed by a handful of pricks. We…

"Logic" is a really fun word when you want to claim intellectual superiority in an argument where you are making scientific claims without any scientific training or research.

There's a nice biologist name of PZ Myers, has a blog you might know called Pharyngula. Very logical guy. Big atheist. I suggest you go have a chat with him about evolution and your "logic".

tl;dr: You're a Dunning-Kruger poster child.

Oozing sexual pretension and aggressive defensiveness? Yes, this will keep your dick wet.

Now that there are studies that the spectacular rise in autism in children may have something to do with men who become fathers at an advanced age, I don't want me no old sperm.

Of course! The survival of the human race depends on people making babies, not raising them or ensuring that the world is capable of sustaining life!

Actually, no. That's a common (and dangerous) misconception. The point of life isn't to reproduce, but to ensure the survival of one's genetic material. There's a huge difference, and the fact that you do not know this means you're seriously under qualified for this discussion.

If reproducing was the sole purpose of a…

I just caught the other part of this twerp's reply to me. This is the bizarre thing about the teen evopsych maroons: it's like they're actually physically blind to anyone who isn't within five years of their own age.

Such a cop out. Girls can have babies until they are about 45, generally. Yet only the 20 year old body is obsessed over. Also, that is not our only function.

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.