No. It’s that fucking bad. (Although I must admit Persuasion is my least favorite of the Jane Austen books.) My favorite is actually Mansfield Park, which gets little attention.

I don’t know, trying to dunk on people in Lifehacker’s comments probably ranks pretty high up there on the uninteresting dork scale too...

Not just the Goku figures, apparently. I got a notification out of the blue that my Bandai S.H.MonsterArts Rathalos (from Monster Hunter) Action Figure wouldn’t be arriving by December 25th as expected just a couple of days ago. Who knew that Rathalos ultimate weakness was the ocean itself?

Oh, Christine. How I shall miss thee.

So, let’s get something straight. A private, female citizen came forward to tell the country about her experience with sexual assault because she felt it was her duty to do so in order to give the people in charge a clear picture of the man who they were about to put on the highest court in the land for a lifetime…

Now Tayne I could get into!

Anyone else stuck in this weird spot where you’re generally happy/hopeful about the direction your own life specifically is headed, but the state of the world and the direction its heading constantly drags you down, so you want to just completely ignore and shut out the news, but you feel an obligation to keep…

...typically reserved for... love songs to Drew Barrymore...

EDIT: Forking Kinja not uploading the forking images.

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

Also, I greatly appreciate Chuck for calling Fenton Pelt “Pelton,” because you know they made that name to have Chuck dean-liver that Community reference.

Wow, that is so interesting because as an asian woman, I just saw her as a fucking normal-ass person. Maybe it secretly made me feel normal, too, who the fuck knows. But I’m glad that having an asian woman around feels really unnecessary to you. They should cast only regular normal non-weird real people next time.

I can’t even watch Alec Baldwin anymore after discovering Anthony Atamanuik but it’s totally possible to satirize Trump; he does it hilariously! I’m telling everyone, watch The President Show!

Exclusive footage of you reading this blog when you didn’t have to.

Hopefully Buster will be cleared of all charges, leave Lucille 2 in the past, and be able to make anustart.