They should redesign this in the shape of the USS Enterprise.

Thanks!

Even blanks can kill people.

"The Bomb Suit"

Time to start sending them emails titled "I found the god particle"

Reverse psychology.

Their police aren't equipped with any means of crowd control.

"Is it some kind of "Achievement Unlocked" thing, or do they just not think they'd be caught? "

I didn't even realize it.

"I mean, for God's sake, it's a carpet store. What did it ever do to these people?"

But that would look unnatural! And you will never make it match perfectly!

The Parliament of Great Britain got something horribly right in 1714.

Love the pic.

Well, a metal door + frame would help that.

That's a nifty tool.

In my town, the thugs and hooligan kids are the only people who hang out at the library.

"They're robbing a whole generation of kids from having accidental fun!"

End of first paragraph:

Was that the entirety of the riot?

Right, but the guy with a pair of 4 foot swords standing about 15 feet away from a guy with a gun will shit his pants.