Her parents didn't know about that movie, that's why.

Female breasts are interesting. In many ways.

That isn't really helping me out at all.

Natural and artificial selection may as well be one and the same, though.

Or maybe just shove the already proven fact that plants evolve into their faces.

You can turn off the ads.

Gmail's SOFTWARE looks at your stuff. It only remembers the stuff from the last two pages you've looked at, and whatever page you are currently looking at, though.

And they can opt out of that specific part of the service if they so choose!

I think that porno came out about 3 years ago.

I have no idea what they were trying to do.

You can turn off all of those features in your options tab.

Sure is!

I'm surprised Microsoft does't know how any of that stuff works.

I knew these things were bound to happen the first time I saw commercials for those features back in '05.

Pretty sure that's the first time a TITLE was incorrect.

Vasectomy!

Do you mean just swap the buttons on the sides of the phone?

One of the worst passwords ever.

Replace the airbag with Captain Falcon.

How exactly will this work, though?