Too bad minecraft is not even anything like dwarf fortress.

Or hit the guy WITH the tutorial.

Since it is radioactive, he can even cook his food in it!

I have a few friends who are really into this stuff.

Dwarf Fortress.

It was a reference to Dwarf Fortress.

Well, at least they tried.

I think you are confusing mithril with adamantine.

It's off center so it is easier to hit with the side of your thumb - you will never have to shift the way you are holding your hand in order to hit it.

If Kanye West had a baby with Pee-Wee Herman....

Meh. If I wanted to look at scuffed up walls, I would go to a racket ball court.

Everyone complains when some rich asshole screws someone over on a business deal.

I was always told to, uh, never inject glowing stuff into myself....

Probably not.

(in the voice of a senior citizen)

And the help links always link to a website (even those from the "why isn't my internet working" tabs) which then require you to find the information you are looking for on their website, rather than directly routing you to the correct page.

I had so much trouble with escalators until after kindergarten.

The article said Joe was frustrated, not Jennifer.

Today: "Firefox dev does study that finds Chrome is more effective"

I imagine the future save icon being something that only vaguely looks like a floppy disk, but is still recognized as a save feature. Much like how the power symbol, the pause/play symbol, and other symbols like that have evolved through the years.