Hope you weren't serious.

Accurate depiction of 90% of all girls on facebook.

My morals say nothing about this.

Plastic knives like that are rather dull... well, as dull as a normal (non-steak) knife...

Sometimes it is alright if it is nothing more than a crop and a tone change... (the tone change would have to be in the "maybe she turned off a lamp and opened a window" range, though)

It doesn't sound all that unnecessary if they are looking for different things both times. Which it sounds like they were. If they had scanned for blood, then the images from the blood would get in the way when trying to look at the tissue. If they scan for the tissue, then they obviously won't see the blood.

Why anyone would want a scented phone is beyond me, but if these cases keep their scent for a long time, then anyone who uses them will smell them nearly everyday.

There probably isn't a reason to change away from AOL.

I'm more surprised that people are still using MSN and AOL.

Makes sense that FB users have more friends.

It makes sense. Why release new systems if they are going to be out of date within a week?

Thanks. I didn't know that much about it. I was hoping someone would give me more info.

Ah. Thanks for the clarification.

I thought that it wasn't actually rape?

The language in those emails is even less sophisticated than the language my friends and I use in a casual setting. My 16/17 year old retarded guy friends and ditzy female friends.

As a vegetarian, the first thing I thought was "I hope vegans eat this."

I'm imagining a sound something like pressurized water running through pipes. I personally find that sound rather relaxing, and most babies probably do as well.

"But we can't help but wonder—how do you tell when a patient dies if you can't hear a heartbeat or feel a pulse?"

Sometimes it is nice for hosting servers for various games. Hard to explain.

This news story happens at least twice a year. This is going to end up like the boy who cried wolf.