Barry Bostwick as the absent minded Amazon Delivery Guy forced out of retirement due to what he claims is inflation.  His catch phrase can be “thanks Biden!”

I would love to see a return to the Police Squad! version of Drebin rather than the Naked Gun version. The show was drier and delivered much straighter, like Airplane!. I enjoyed the Naked Gun films a lot, don’t get me wrong, it’s just that they went kind of broad with the comedy in a way that felt like a step down.

Punch-Drunk Love is still, somehow, underrated.

Diddy? You bet he fuckin’ did. 

I’m more worried about

I’m with you, but I can’t tell if she’s good at playing a shitty Gen Z substitute teacher, or if she’s just a shitty actress.

Finally, someone that can meaningfully cancel her.

I abhor what Zaslav has been doing to WB, but he can go ahead and cancel this one.

my two favorite people

They deserve each other.

By making the most detestable character in the entire series a trans woman? How is that a positive?

Anytime I hear about Zaslav it’s basically a story about how much he’s lubing his hands for the shareholders. The fact that he and Rowling, two of the most disgusting people in entertainment, seem to be buddies doesn’t shock me in the least

Frankly, I welcome a new Harry Potter series. I loved the books when they came out, and the films too, and now that JKR has become a trashmonster I’d like a shit HP series to utterly bury those nagging feelings I get now and then about revisiting her work.

Two lovely people. Would hate it if an asteroid struck the location of their meeting.

I think we should count on her shitty views leaking into this series, whether it’s villains suddenly turning out to be LGBTQ or Hermione coming out as a brave truth-telling bigot for no particular reason. (As opposed to opposing slavery until it became clear that opposing it turned out to be difficult and she decided…

But she keeps saying she’s the rEaL ViCtim in da CultURe WARz!! Isn’t she about to go to jail for her noble views about not shutting up about things that are not effecting her in anyway? That’s sarcasm, btw. 

Plus the puzzle box doesn’t hold together at all. Why do they need to wear oxygen tanks and gas masks when they go back in time the first time, but never at any other point? If you aren’t going to follow the rules you set up, then what are you doing? Plus an absolutely atrocious sound mix, where Nolan heard all the…

yeah if anything Tenet is pretty much all of Nolan’s worst tendencies rolled into one movie.

This was a mystery? My mother and I watched the film, and when we spoke about it afterward, the only question was if he changed which eye he was wearing a contact in from scene to scene, because the affected eye seemed to vary through the movie.