He really hates this Cannes!

Aw cute! Steven Tyler and Johnny Depp are holding hands!

I knew I’d seen Sudeikis do that “clueless soccer coach” bit before.

ETA: Folks, I gave you an out by appending that additional “toxic” modifier to “average Star Wars fan.” Not my fault if you’re telling on yourselves.

That’s part of the problem. The way residuals have been parsed out before isn’t easily applicable to the streaming service model. It used to be that every time an individual episode or movie was rebroadcast on television, that generated a residual for the creatives. Then the home video market emerged and creatives got…

I am so glad there are unions in the entertainment industry. It would be even more exploitive and creepy (if that is even possible).

Clinton also didn’t do herself any favors. She made the same dumb mistake as Romney, publicly shitting on a sizeable portion of the voting population. Plus her at-best passing relationship with the truth unfortunately tended to include things that were easily rebutted. She was just a bad candidate but hey, it was her…

I’m starting to think the AV Club writers didn’t survive that bus crash.

I’m with you, it was definitely cringey at the time. I always thought part of the point of the movie was that the relationship was all kinds of unhealthy for both of them?

I’m not saying that my ethics radar was better tuned than most people’s even back then, or that I was more worldly, or that I graduated high school and can read, or that I don’t go poopsie in my pantsies once in a while, et cetera, but I actually thought that movie was cringey at the time. Portman was 12 or 13 when…

He told me to tell you to get his name right.

It could’ve been written clearer, but I’m taking this as meaning Blade proved more obscure comic book characters were potential hot theatrical commodities.  

Oops.

He went on strike in solidarity with the WGA the last time, it’s just no one told him that one ended.

We support the WGA because as Shakespeare wrote “Exit, pursued by a bear” and we need better writers to tell us if that bear had just taken cocaine!

So, it’s not actually about what William Shakespeare would think (though he would absolutely support a writers’ strike in 2023), so I’m glad you asked.

She was the MILF in American Pie for fucks sake, it's about time we put respect to her name

I think I could be convinced. I don’t think it’s the “Tom Hanks is America’s dad” level of obvious, though.