Fun BOY Three

Fun Boy Three, not Fun Ball Three.

Literally never happened

It’s amazing how much misinformation that the public believed around this and you had to do very little research to verify the facts. The American trial was a circus, and such a regression on how trials should be determined (reading someone’s body language, yikes).

My takeaway from all of this has been that Johnny Depp is one of the biggest pieces of shit in Hollywood.

Jealous? 

Rolling Stone did an article some years ago ranking every SNL cast member, with an era-appropriate B&W headshot for each one. It was revelatory. Everybody looked fucking hot. People I never thought of as attractive when I was a teenager suddenly looked unfathomably beautiful. Even John Lovitz looked like he could get…

Up there.

Most beautiful woman in SNL history?

you know, its almost as if the article was about him recognizing his mistake and not repeating it. weird

Brittany Murphy was really underrated as an actress and her death still bums me out. She just seemed like a nice person who had been/was going through some shit. I feel similarly about Amy Winehouse.

If not for Knives Out and Netflix subsequently giving him, Ram Bergman and Daniel Craig a fat sack of cash, he might be working on these movies already. I said it on io9 but the movie was a clear financial and creative success and if you want to point at a bigger inflection point for the franchise, there’s TROS and…

Why not? Brandon Routh had a second superhero life as The Atom on CW. Would be funny if Cavill became the new Bruce Wayne or something.

They could have taken this opportunity to put feathers on the dinosaurs so it didn’t look like a Jurassic Park ripoff.

I like to believe the prequel to Knives Out is literally James Bond. Then he settles in the United States, adopts an accent, and thinks, “This is better.”

Same for me.  Dude’s been coasting for a good long while, and while I don’t begrudge him that, I also don’t really have to pay attention to him if he’s not doing anything interesting.

I thought, if the goal was to be as respectful as possible, the author did a good job. It’s tucked it in there as part of a compliment sandwich after several paragraphs that noted her accomplishments. It read to me like they didn’t want to draw too much attention to her support of a broken vacuum cleaner once owned…

The comments are absolutely unhinged and I’m loving it. Imagine trotting out “So when Joy Behar dies can Republicans talk shit about her???” like it’s a gotcha and we’re all gonna be up in arms about America’s Sweetheart Joy fucking Behar. 

Man, the AV Club trolls really loved Kirstie Alley, apparently.

Careful, some dipshit is going to scream at you now.