Isn’t one of the key points of the first Predator how shitty, worthless and destructive that bloated military bravado is? Arnie eventually beat the damn thing in a pretty old-school fashion, nothing a Comanche can’t do.

Oh.

I feel like we’re at least leaving room for considering the AvP franchise as canon and I respect that choice.

Netflix movies are generally terrible. Action movies with bad and boring action.  Dramas with crap dialogue.  Comedies that are mildly funny in spurts.  At best they squander big name talent on mediocre movies. About once or twice a year they release a film that’s actually good and it’s only because the filmmaker…

I'm not sure it makes a difference but Glitter sold his back catalogue years ago and doesn't make any money when someone uses his songs in soundtracks. 

Yeah, you could pretty much guess what scenes Turner would be talking about the moment you saw that headline.

It’s hard to make a good comedy sequel. Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey was funnier than Excellent Adventure, and I know there are some people who say the second Austin Powers movie was better than the first (I hope these people someday get the psychiatric care they so desperately need). Otherwise, you’re looking at a Hango…

Zoolander 2 would also have worked nicely there.

“‘Well that’s like saying don’t make the second episode of the The Sopranos. Like, so why do you think we would screw up the second one?’”

No, Judd, it’s like saying don’t make Anchorman 2.

I don’t think that’s accurate. In the trailers you can slightly see she’s slightly projecting her body shape using her powers , and Sana Amanat has explicitly said the embiggened fist smackdown is happening in the TV show. It seems more like Green Lantern maybe? Not just pew pew pew

You could have guessed from the second they put her in a TV show that they were junking the original powers. It’s just too expensive to thread the needle between ‘body horror’ and ‘realistic enough to not look crappy’ for that many hours of content. I’d rather her be derivative than derided, like Medusa’s hair from…

They’ll do “manipulating body’s mass, size and shape” when they do the Fantastic Four movie. I’m sure part of the adaptation here - in addition to avoiding the Terrigenesis bomb origins of the comics - is to differentiate Ms. Marvel from Mr. Fantastic.

I was born three months premature and have lived nearly five decades with cerebral palsy. By comparison, wearing a small piece of fabric over my nose and mouth in certain public situations is hardly what I’d consider a hardship, much less miserable, but I suppose for some it’s too big a burden to bear.

I always thought that Cruise would be perfect as a Cyclops from X-Men.

I hope it has a scene at least as half as weird as this one from eXistence:

I think the word “book” answers your question

Jennifer Beals’ character can decide that the Outer Rim needs more law and order and can replace Cara Dune in Rangers of the New Republic.

Swayze’s played a Ghost before to acclaim, I don’t see why he can’t do it again. Show all these method-acting fucks what commitment to a role really is.