El Muerto isn’t a well-known hero within the Marvel universe, but then again, it’s not like Morbius was widely known, either.

that’s kind of great. not that ‘comic baggage’ matters one way or another but there being basically no backstory to pull from is kind of interesting.

Doing Sony’s job of yelling “MARVEL!” as loudly as possible and hoping that means instant success.

You made it seem for a moment like a proper MCU movie had just been announced, rather than just one of Sony’s Spider-adjacent flicks. Could've made that a bit clearer.

Ooh, a “Let’s Go Brandon” chud in the wild. I’ve been meaning to ask one of you: you realize you can just say “fuck,” right? For example, I can just say “Donald Trump and his brain-dead bumblefuck dipshit Nazi asshole supporters can all go burn in hell” outright. No “secret code” necessary, with the the added…

You sure showed him, what with you complete lack of success in any field.

What are you trying to say, exactly?

Great. Now I want to watch Ice Pirates.

Ice Pirates is available to stream now on HBO Max. I haven’t even thought about Ice Pirates in 20 years, but now I think I’m gonna watch Ice Pirates. Thanks MShep!

That is how television episodes are numbered. Content from season one is from 1xx, season two is 2xx, etc.

BUhhhh why do you use “they” to refer to a singular person! I’m so confused! I can’t figure out a single thing in this article! Is it even in English?! 

My instinctive reaction to “Here’s everything you need to know about the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial” was “nothing.” I don’t need to know a single thing about this shitshow.

Could have sworn the Indian Jones knockoff was named Tomb Buster, not Tom Buster, which sounds like a movie about a cop trying to crack down on peeping toms.

Again, you are lucky to have such opportunities to learn, and thanks for giving me the opportunity to post parts of the wonderful essay that clearly explains how Rowling’s entire manifesto is transphobic. Do you get it? The entire essay is a transphobic quote (sorry to hammer this, but you appear to be struggling). If…

Lucky for you, there’s a very good summary here:

She had an essay on how she has trans friends, but maybe we should stop and inspect people’s genitals before letting them into bathrooms. I’m being facetious, of course, but she says “when you throw open the bathroom to any man who believes or feels he’s a woman, then you throw open the door to any and all men who…

Im not even gonna hide it.  I'm trans, and I politely say, eat shit JK I'm glad this movie is flopping.  Maybe if we're lucky there won't be two more sequels.  Nothing of value is lost, the quality isn't there and she is profiting from it.

Four tickets to Joker please!

This would be the same number of superheroes, though.

Joker made tons of more money than Birds of Prey. It is genuinely mindboggling how profitable that movie was. At the same time Birds of Prey seemed to break about even, as for a movie that size it required the box office to be about twice the size of the budget. This is essentially to say that if they went with this…