That idea would work, especially as you can add all the existential dread that comes with knowing your job will only last for a few months. It could be like a combination Clerks and your generic summer camp movie. The only problem is that it feels too 90's and so to make it more current, you’d have to make one of the…

I actually think a film set in a Halloween Store could be a lot of fun as a non-horror movie. Like, I could see it as a slacker workplace comedy like ‘Empire Records’ or ‘High Fidelity.’ It could be a great ensemble film with all the different folks that took the temporary job out of necessity (with the one obligatory…

Huh? If Quan was in KOTCS, he would have been in his late thirties, while Short Round would have been his early thirties. It would have been fine.

He's not even the most annoying character in Temple of Doom...

It’s like they forget what the beginning of the sentence was by the time they reach the end of the sentence

i dunno. i’ve long expected that the final scene would be Walt walking into his office for the first time

You find Short Round more annoying than Willie Scott or Mutt?

Temple of Doom is perfectly watchable. Crystal Skull, on the other hand…

A supplementary book that came out around KOTCS mentions that after the events of Temple, Indy realized it was too dangerous to have Shorty coming on his adventures, and he and Willie helped set him up to get adopted by a family in The States. They kept in touch and Short Round was working to become an archaeologist…

Idk i feel like with the way things are now any new Indiana Jones

“That said, my personal preference would be for the Garfield version of Peter”

I realized immediately what you meant, but for a split-second I initially pictured Spider-Man hating Mondays and gorging himself on a lasagna.

I had a phase in my teens through twenties where I “enjoyed” Troma films. But I realize that 44 year old me has no interest in revisiting any of them. They just do not appeal to me anymore. I love stupid movies. I love gory movies. I love bad movies. But Troma’s brand of all those just don’t do it for me anymore. I…

“...Mel Gibson’s The Passion Of The Christ, a gritty reboot of the Jesus story...”

out of all the shit you could criticize and this is what you go after? what’s wrong with you... how is that possibly what you took away here outside of colossally overbearing transphobia, sexism, homophobia, and a deep misunderstanding of history and language? They fucking strangled someone and you’re mad about…

You tedious little shit.

I get that new concepts and words can be hard. The singular “they” in English only goes back to the 14th century

Oh fuck right off.

Learn English. They is a very common singular pronoun, and has been long before trans folk started using it.

#OscarsSoBipedal

So once again an able-bodied actor is taking the job of a multi-thoraxed cephalopod.