What if the question were asked this way: If Post Malone had just won a Grammy, and couldn’t find his ticket to reenter after stepping outside, would a security guard have barred his entry? 

You’re correct. He’s outgrown the show, and SNL needs him more than he needs SNL. I agree with your sincere statement. 

Seriously, that’s quite a leap to assume that a gay man of Chinese descent wouldn’t be happy about appearing on a show with a guy who has made jokes at the expense of both Chinese and LGBTQ folks. 

Alright, who let Recoegnitions out of the grays?

I actually only had them cold until I went to college, and then started microwaving them. No idea why I didn’t have a toaster until I was like 25.

Yeah, Brown Sugar Cinnamon by a mile, though I remember having a fondness for *ahem* Frosted Wildlicious Wild Berry. Any of the frosted fruit jams will do. Just really hard to go wrong there.

As someone who grew up microwaving Pop Tarts . . . You can get a toaster for like $12, and it will change your life (or at least the way you think about Pop Tarts.)

“if they make a third movie”

Exactly. I’ve seen a Matthew Vaughn movie. 

Might be a hot take if it weren’t so objectively true. 

People out here acting like James Gunn hasn’t directed a movie since Super. Between GoTG, The Suicide Squad, and Peacemaker, he’s more than earned my trust.

Came here to say this. Woman of Tomorrow is probably my favorite DC comic of the last 10 years, and Alcock is perfect for the role.

Rise of Skywalker was over for me the second they dragged poor Carrie Fisher into that mess from beyond the grave. All I could think about watching those scenes was the cut of Radioactive Man after Milhouse quit.

Kieran hasn’t even watched the finale yet because he couldn’t access his Max account while filming in Poland

Speaking of SNL . . . Fallon and Michaels played a significant role in humanizing that piece of shit, and no one should ever let them forget it. 

Comma Chameleon’s response to you tells you everything you need to know about the way this discourse always plays out. If you don’t agree that bigoted jokes about marginalized communities are harmless, then people will imagine that you called them a Nazi, rather than saying something as anodyne and uncontroversial as…

This is pretty bad reasoning. It relies on a series of cause and effect relationships that don’t necessarily exist,

Freedom of speech protects his right to be a bigot and a bully, and it protects our rights to call Dave Chappelle a piece of shit hack. Shit cuts both ways. 

He isn’t out there advocating for anything terrible, and he’s definitely a person who would not stand for actual harm being done to anyone.