Sudden, but not unexpected, and rarely in the middle of, say, a world tour.

Look, I know we love to argue about things on the internet, but the phrase “untimely death” has been in use since at least the 18th century. 

That will be super relevant if this ends up being a Stepford Wives knockoff, though I doubt the screenplay would have landed on 2019's Black List if it were.

Very old people dying of natural causes, or younger people dying after a long illness. 

Yep. This is unequivocally an upgrade. 

To pay off $80K in 10 years would take an $800/month payment, or just under 50% of the paycheck of someone making $55K/year. Median rent is $1,100/month. If one has a roommate, that leaves $250/month for food and utilities. 

Hi. Adjusted for inflation, the cost of a four year degree from a state school has doubled in the last 20 years. 

When, oh when, will the Babylon Bee spin off its own pop culture website?!

Florida, which is in this fight because it thinks children should be taught that LGBTQ+ people are bad.

You know it.

I too miss the good old days when celebrities had RESPECTABLE names, like Snoop Doggy Dogg and Englebert Humperdink.

No, they’re following Morbius with Madame Web, another character no one cares about. THEN a film about a character who appeared in a Spider-Man comic once.

As a fanatical consumer of Spider-Man comics in the 80s, who is very familiar with Venom, Morbius, Kraven, Silver Sable & Black Cat, and Madame Web . . . this is the only Sony/Spidey movie I’ve been excited about, for the very reasons you mention. No baggage, cool concept.

IDK, I’m just having fun watching comic book movies. I find the show to be compelling and comprehensible, and as for unique? I mean, it’s the only show I know of about a superhero with dissociative personality disorder, haunted by Egyptian gods, traveling across the world and fighting mummies and werejackals, but…

And 100% certain that he’s smarter than anyone called “Let’s Go Brandon.” Not that that’s saying much. 

The last time I tried this, I think the results were like Air Bud, The Whole 9 Yards, and Avatar or some shit. I know it’s a lot to ask to have access to every movie and TV show ever made for one low, low price, but damn it, I’m spoiled by music streamers and I want to watch Ice Pirates.

This is such a bummer. There has never been a comic book better suited for television adaptation. The comics come with built-in screenplay and storyboards, just shoot the fucking thing. How have we gotten forty episodes of Disenchantment but can’t get a single fucking episode of Bone?

I’d like to know how you’re able to find 15 year old movies on there. That’s all I really want any streaming service for, but all I see on Netflix is Big Mouth and true crime docs. I mean, not that I’m paying for it, but I know my friend whose password I’m using to watch Better Call Saul would want to know I’m getting…

it’s obvious they never went to egypt in the first place for any of this.

set to the strains of a slow pianoforte cover of “Hallelujah”

It is not at all “jumbled” to be a socialist and also anti-Stalinist.